Crime & Safety

Patch Reader Threatens Winter with Death (And Nobody's Offended)

As another winter blast comes our way, the knives come out.

Patch isn't fond of delivering bad news, but when a snow storm is coming, well, somebody has to let you know.

It's only fair, then, that when bad news is answered with a smile, we get to share that, too.

That smile, wonderfully wicked, was posted on the Fredericksburg Patch Facebook page by a reader just a few minutes after we put up the winter storm warning.

And she isn't alone in dreading this final push from winter. "For the love of…" wrote Herndon Patch reader Amy. "I need to move to the islands."

McLean Patch reader Leianne simply wrote, "Oy!"

Indeed, Leianne. Indeed.


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